why did they give that dog cocaine

forget what i said about there not being any bandom news recently. i spoke too soon.

so, a few minutes ago as of my writing this (because god knows how long it's gonna take me to finish writing it), our good friends slash mortal enemies slash continual sources of stress at fall out boy sent out an email with a link to a ✨new website✨, after the pink seashell beach site openly achieved its underlying status as a red herring. as for what's on it.... well, i'd reccomend you just check it out yourself. i don't think i can explain that.

why can you not just give us a normal album promo, guys? patrick? andy? whose fault is this. (also fun fact, click everything on the page. there's a bunch of fun hidden stuff.)