I legit go to the worst school in the whole existence

list all the worst events that could happen in a school I literally bet that you couldnt find something that hasn't happend at my school


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Scaynle

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Ahh imma waffle on this


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ST CUTHBERTS, ALSO RIVALS WITH KINGSWAY, KNOWN AS "SCRUFFYCUFFYS"(Idk if this place got a filter system so imma be careful of how i say some shi) Frequent problems of fighting, "handjxbs", "fngring" during class. Also the celebration of "slap-ass month (October)(usually boys vs girls slapping eachothers bootiecheeks)(it was traumatizing yet fun ash ngl but still bad now that i look back at it) " leading to school threatening to call police of they see any action for it. Devious licks still in action due to outdated shmucks and bellends, leading to all toilet doors missing. Pedophile substitute teachers constantly reported. teatchers trolld into throwing tantrums (normal ngl), stair crowd-crush and stampedes over bigass groups of people getting caught skipping class. Mfs, mostly my freinds blocking doors in order to create a crowd-crush, constant complaints of xes in the 🚻🚻🚻🚻🚻. Female teachers always on duty to make sure the boys arnt "being silly"(BUT THEY ENTER OUR DAMN TOILET THO TF) 2 paedophile teachers fired recently after prom pictures and complaints (one was my fave teacher too), 2 teatchers after rumors of drugs during a school trip, yr7 constantly beaten up and thrown into bins no matter where they are (classic uk tradition) this lead to each years having constant reminders not to intimidate any yr7 or a future yr7 or else will lead to near-permanent exclusion. There is segregation (basically blacks verses whites football, blacks vs whites rugby, etc) and one time a "blacks vs whites and Browns group fight" occured and it was actually fun chaos - image a war of everyone being thrown, bodied and knocked out with a large rumble of groans (in the end it was all just for fun and we were all freinds of freinds at the end of the day). Snowing times, us older years "whitewash" the younger years, that means finding a random or known kid to jump them whilst throwing and kicking snow at them untill they get away, the teachers cant really do nothing about it, depending of how many of us/them are there jumping that one/two people. kids sometimes tries to get a good chase out of us to try and whitewash them, so mostly its all just risky fun, even when people pull out their phones it doesn't get serious :).HOWEVER THERE IS ACTUALL SEGREGATION IN OUR SCHOOL MOST TIMES. Homophobia is very common in uk schools so thats why in our school, lgbt people are mostly seen in empty sections of the playground, sometimes i get threatened that i would be neglected by my freind groups if i keep chilling wit them but its whatever. Thats all that i could remember! It is a crazy, fun, ridiculous, crappy and diverse craphole to be in.

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