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What holiday is closest to your birthday?
Holiday Inn

What is your name if you spell it without the letters "e" "y" and "t"?
Svn

Who is your 9th contact in your phone?
Bill Clinton's hitman, Mario

Have you had your birthday yet this year?
I had several because I wanted the free dessert and I enjoy torturing the wait staff by making them sing.

Where was the last place you went?
Pike's Peak

What was the last movie you watched?
Does South Park count as a movie? 

Are you afraid of shots?
From a gun, like Alec Baldwin? Yes!

What color are the walls of the room you are in?
Hotel puke sunflower

How many letters are in your middle name?
All of the ones that are supposed to be

Have you ever dyed your hair an unnatural color?
No, I started to but it didn't like it and made me stop. A restraining order was involved.

Regular Cheetos or hot?
Don't ruin my Cheetos by making me sweat all over them

Favorite fruit?
The Fruit of the Loom banana

Are you scared of spiders?
I used to have a spyder bike that I loved. It was awesome.

Do you have a piercing?
Well, its a scar now.

If someone doesn't like you, its usually because...?
I was trying too hard to be liked or they are a psychopath who just 
realized I am an empath

Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
If I'm cold

Do you like being around a large group of friends, or two best friends?
Depends on my mood, but I'll take either one if I can get it

Whose birthday is coming up?
Jesus'

Do you like roller coasters?
I used to, but its been a super long time since I last rode one

Do you have a tattoo?
I have a Dodge

What is wrong with you right now?
Um, I'm bloated and feeling a fart coming on

What was the last movie you went to?
Probably something from Marvel. Or else Midway

Do you care what others think about you?
If its my boss doing my evaluation or my wife. Sometimes I care what my cat thinks of me, but mostly she's easy to bribe.

Do think you'll be married in 10 years?
I sure hope so. Otherwise, what happened to my wife?

Are you afraid of the dark?
No, the dark is afraid me.

Do you like your life at the moment?
Well, its better than death. I try to think positive.

Where were you last night?
In Colorado watching the World Series, which was in Atlanta

What kind of shirt are you wearing?
A stylish and always fashionable shirt I bought at Tractor Supply. Don't hate me because I'm beautiful 

Has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you?
Yes, a few. But some of them were lying.

What are you afraid of the most?
That my life story is going to end up being an Adam Sandler movie.

What are you doing tonight?
Talking to Nyxiee on a forum and writing this thing on Spacehey while watching TV

Describe life in one word:
finite

What happened at 10:00 am today?
I was at work pair-programming so I really have no idea. Maybe you should tell me?


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