This is why we can't have nice things

So dad bought this massive 12 pack of Doritos. Me and my 2 brothers had a packet at lunch. 4 1/2 hours later I felt hungry so I went to get another packet. Dad heard me and walked into the kitchen to tell me to stop. He then realised that a good chunk of the big packet was missing and there were only about 3 packets left. He then got really mad and started shouting "who ate all the packets!?". Me and my not annoying brother knew straight away that it was my annoying brother as he does stuff like this all the time. He also ran out as dad was yelling which seems pretty suspicious.

So thanks to my annoying brother: me and my not annoying brother can't have Doritos for the rest of the week. And it's Monday.