this makes up for the cupcakes

There was a large pizza box wedged into the fridge at work with no name on it since Tuesday. All day long, me and a colleague were talking about who it might belong to and how no one would be in the office tomorrow and really it would be a shame to waste food, but it wasn't ours to eat. End of day, the HR lady comes out of her office (the door had been closed all day) and I asked her about it. She said the pizza was up for grabs and then left. I got a whole pizza.