im am so entirely normal about king dice

okay okay OKAY so remember when i was talking about how my king dice hyperfix was creeping up on me again ? ohmygod wow i have never been so head over heels for a fictional man he walked into my life

like bro im kicking my legs blushing rolling around in my bed giggling scrolling in the f/o tag thinking about these me

like hrrghhnnn king dice whos a math nerd and gets into heated arguments about "simple fucking math" with people all the time 

like jsdfhdfsn king dice whos a kpop fanatic (he says its 'purely satirical') and casually has like 56 twice PCs in his dresser 

like BRO king dice and y/n fighting over who kills a bug and accidentally doing that thing where u play the same symbol as someone else in rock paper scissors over .. and over ... and over ... and over ... for like an hour until someone wins , they look over , and the bug is g o n e

like OHHMYGOD king dice staying up (with y/n ofc lel) until 2 am and pissing himself laughing at the wind blowing and shit 

(yes ik these arent that canon to his character shut up dork dice is my fav dice)