intro/dni/bya or whatever

hi. my name's salem/razz/ramona/poison/etc i don't really care i have too many names, i use they/it/a shit ton of neopronouns, I have [diagnosed] adhd and [probable] autism, I'm a polytheistic pagan & chaos witch, i'm otherkin + fictionkin + a therian [triple threat bby], i am unhealthily obsessed with 2000's emo/pop punk bands, homestuck, jfashion, and scene culture, i'm the host of an osdd system, & i am so tired all of the time. that works as an intro right.

dni: queerphobes, racists, antisemites, xenophobes, etc. obviously. if you hate people for things that they can't control i hate you right the fuck back. preps & posers [you're on thin ice tbh but just as a general rule we r not going to get along very well]. neurotypicals are also on thin ice. people who stan taylor swift, melanie martinez, [again as a general rule we are not going to get along], brendon urie, ronnie radke, or jimmy urine [these are a full genuine fuck off. only exception to this rule is jody because i know you're mostly normal]. post-split panic! stans [if you're a dallon stan you're acceptable but also the brobecks have always been better, why are you proudly id'ing as a post-split stan] and post-hiatus fall out boy haters.

bya: i'm very overdramatic and bad with tone- if i come off as brash, rude, or pretentious, i genuinely apologize, i really don't mean to. also i hate the beatles and will make fun of them at the slightest provocation. sorry beatles fan community. i use a typing quirk- it's fairly subtle but it does make my typing look weird sometimes.

i think that's about it? this will probably get updated eventually but whatever.