matt and trey know my brother!?

my brother is trying to gaslight me into thinking he knows matt and trey. (if u dont know who they are just search up matt stone and trey parker you lazy fuck :3)

idk how we got to this conversation tbh! i was just talking about how babygirl post-covid stan was and then he started talking about how he knew matt and trey! 

I was like "nuh-uh you dont know them! how would you know them!?" and he was like "i literally do know them, i actually am the one who inspired them to MAKE south park." and that just like was so unbelievable and such a stupid lie so i started asking questions about south park and hes like "man idk i havn't talked to them in years" but he literally wasn't even born when south park became a thing because he's fucking 11 years old!

he started saying things like "yk that one concert thing that you rlly wanted to go to but you couldn't? yeah i went and i literally stayed with them at a hotel." and like bro

couldn't he come up with a better lie? i see him everyday and i dont remember him being gone ever!

and then i started insulting him like the best sibling i am and he went like "im going to make matt and trey ban you from watching south park" and he went on and on about how matt and trey had a thing that could ban specific people from seeing south park which was another BIG FAT STINKY LIE!

although, if i was never able to see anything south park i think i'd actually kill myself lol xD