I can't think of a title again

I had a keyboard lesson which cut into English literature. I was happy as English is so God damn boring nowadays. When I walked to the door 15 minuits late, I noticed that they were watching a film version of the book we were reading in class. It was at an important point an I didn't want to interrupt so I awkwardly stood in front of the door. Pretty quickly afterwards people from inside noticed me standing there (there's something window in the door) and started to silently laugh. The teacher didn't notice as she was marking, and after about 5 minuits of reading the subtitles through the tiny glass window I just walked in and everyone started to laugh for some reason. 

Well being was an assembly about bats, which was pretty interesting. Then the speaker went off topic and started talking about gorrilas. It also cut into lunch time and none of the videos on the PowerPoint were working. 

Computing was at the last period of the day, ans I was feeling tired (not in a sleeping sense) so I did that thing where I just stare into space and do nothing. Look it was fancy logic circuits stuff; do you think I have the brain power to do that? Eventually the teacher noticed and tried to teach me truth tables again; but the website we were using, logic.ly, had a truth table feature built in. He told me that in the exam I won't be able to do that, but at this point I'm just doing work for the sake of doing it, so I didn't listen. When he left, I unplugged the Ethernet cable (it's like WiFi but faster and uses wires instead of signals.) I spent a good 10 minuits staring at the "no internet" screen before he noticed and eventually said

"you have managed to break the internet. Did you type Google into Google? "

Also at one point someone across the room said: 

"We can do this the easy way *holds up water bottle* or the chair way *picks up chair*"

And if that doesn't appear as quote of the week then I'll be very disappointed.