the story of DOOM!!!

A young boy is walking in the woods. Having a good time, he decides to pick up big sticks and slam them against the trees. And as he does this he shouts "I AM THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FOREST!! DO NOT PUT FEAR INTO THE PEOPLE OF MY KINGDOM OR FEEL MY WRATH!!" Suddenly he hears some whispering behind him. As he turns his head to see who's there, all he is left with is the rustling of leaves and a blur vanishing into the shadows of the forest surrounding him. shouting from the ends of the forest calls to the boy, saying "Justin!! come back home it's time for dinner! you dont want your food to get cold do you?" "in a minute!!" justin shouts back. He rushes back home, just before his food gets too cold. what's for dinner you ask? "chickpeas and sliced glazed ham." answered the mother. "yummy!!!" shouted justin. the boy then chows down on his meal and heads to the shower, it's warm and cozy, just as a shower should be. after justin gets out of the shower he brushes his teeth, puts on his pajamas, and then heads to bed.