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The platypus!
An adorable abomination that lives among us yet, no one really knows much about it :(
so to start with some simple facts about it:
It's a mammal! ....an egg laying mammal (already you can tell this guy is a freak and didn't make up its mind on what it wants to be.)
Though they're not the only egg laying mammals..Echidnas TOO are freaks.
These are the only mammals in the world that lay eggs though!
Now to look at the platypuses (such a silly name right) parts..
it has a bill like a duck !🦆 (quack)
a tail like a beaver 🦫 (what fucking noise do beavers make,, *chainsaw noise*)
webbed feet too AND fur. (I'm tellin' yall, iz a hybrid)
So a fun fact on how these lil' fellas hunt,, they do it underwater as most expect and they ..close their freaking EARS? And eyes? (interesting tactic I must say)
But do not worry it actually senses other animals with its beak! the weird leather on it has receptors which senses electrical signals (this is sensed when other animals move)
Also its quite hilarious that platypus are actually born with teeth! but they fall out quite fast (all platypuses are just old grannies)
Now i don't know if this is a - or a + but these fellas also don't have a freaking stomach, so practically.. to stay alive they have to eat CONSTANTLY like 12hrs a day! (I guess I do that myself so its not that hard)
this no stomach thing reminds me of seahorses (I hate sea horses).
Did yall know this freak also lives in Australia and I mean ONLY Australia, fits right in in my opinion (god i love how wacky Australia is)
also..they have venom. No I will not elaborate. (Sleep with one eye open.)
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DON'T LET ANYONE KNOW THIS...Platypuses are also secret agents.
What other animals yall want me to cover? Lemme know!
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GRIFFEN
ooouh but what a wonderful little creature he is
🜏Trollsen🜏
Hello Bones person, I humbly request of you to review the anteater... thank you Bones person.
that's a great suggestion! I shall
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I second this request I love anteaters
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˚₊· ͟͟͞͞ Thom
they also glow green under blacklight THE EXACT COLOUR OF PERRY DAN POVENMIRE PREDICTED THE FUTURE
really?? thats awesome
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Harrison
platypus' (platypi?) are the GOAT!
I had to google and apparently the REAL official way to say it is ..platypodes.....
But scientists just say Platypus
by </SHALLOWBONES>; ; Report
no theyre the PLATYPUS.
by ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞ Thom; ; Report
Platypode
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