school is probably my final boss battle

every day i wake up in FUCKING FLORIDA 

the sunshine state my ass anyways this school is like a prison we just got new fences and they are huge its kind of scary thinking about it we recently had a school shooting and people had to run off campus but now we are stuck in here forever

i hate the staff i hate the school but anyways

i would like to talk about the weirdest paranormal book ive ever read it was called squeak 

squeak an insane book about balloon animals? and it was wild the world building even though it was short was great i really understood the magic system and the two male leads/love interest having a pre mc relationship made the love triangle interesting the smut was mid but the first smut scene involving the mc was a great hate sex scene with genuine build-up it had silly little elements like semen flavored like carnival food which i found hilarious it was weird and charming and when the squeal comes out i'll be the first to read it oh btw the male leads are ballon animal shifters with see-through cocks that INFLATE which was iconic and honestly a silly little read that was 100% needed and the second i get money i will be buying the hardcover ASAP 

school is so draining everyone looks so done it's kinda sad

i recently applied for about 5 jobs and they all seem promising but i hope i get hired at the bowling ally or at the small coffee shop i applied for because i feel i could romanticize tf out of my workday

i just lost all my piercing jewelry so rn im wearing a septum with no balls it falls out every 10 seconds 

should i say something stupid like

helios signing off (✿◕‿◕✿)