DOG

I have 1 pet, a dog named Biscuit. Yes, his name is Biscuit (totally not my idea). He isn't worth a penny! At the animal shelter, my parents were like: OH! HE'S SO PLAYFUL! LET'S TAKE THIS ONE!" but when we got home, he flopped down on the floor and just sat there. Hang on, aren't dogs supposed to be active and silly??? Anyway, that's my Defective Dog story!