all i wanted was a pepsi

but then again i was thinking about nothing

and then my mum came in and i didn't even know she was there she called my name

and i didn't even hear it,

 and then she started screaming "MIKE! MIKE!"

and i go "what, what's the matter?"

and she goes "what's the matter with you?"

i go "there's nothing wrong mum"

and she goes "don't tell me that, you're on drugs!"

and i go "no mum i'm not on drugs i'm okay, i was just thinking you know,

why don't you get me a pepsi?"

and she goes "no you're on drugs!"

i go "mum i'm okay, i'm just thinking"

she goes "no you're not thinking, you're on drugs! normal people don't act that way!"

i go "mum just give me a pepsi, please all i want is a pepsi" 

and she wouldn't give it to me all i wanted was a pepsi, just one pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me, just a pepsi.