STORYTIME: two strangers did it on my couch

GRAMMER AND PUNCUTATION MISTAKES MAY BE INCLUDED...

It's a Friday night in college city. VCU is known to be a party school and my street is VERY popular for clubs/bars. My roommate Yellow goes out with her group of friends and is dress as a bag of weed (perfect costume since she is a stoner). My boyfriend and I stay in and watch The Lego Batman movie, cook food and all that good stuff. It's 2AM and Yellow is locked out the apartment building as she lost her phone/key and her group barely helped her :( I walk down with my bf and I and its clear she's tipsy and the rest of the group is tipsy, high or sober...

I slept quickly as Yellow and the group play music and get high while my bf is kinda sleeping on and off...

I wake up, feeling refresh. I encoruge my bf to take me to dunkin donuts cause im to lazy to cook and we get ready to go. I look at my phone though and see a lot of messages from Yellow. She keeps apologizing to me and then I see a little paragraph she sent me...

Within that friend group Brown (her ex from freshman year of hs) and Green (her friend she recently met) DID IT ON OUR COUCH 100% SOBER. I'M mad, traumatize, upset etc.

I tell my bf whats happening he tells me to text her that he'll get her breakfast too. He and I leave the room and Yellow gets out her room too and I immediately blast her with questions and details about the night. Yellow is upset and wants to vent so me asking her was a good call. 

Apparently after the rest of the group left, Brown and Green were the only ones left and did it on our couch for an hour or two. They did it with the big three HUGE open windows and even got a thumbs up from a stranger whose walking by. Yellow's poor cat Ser Pounce was in the living room witnessing the whole thing and MEOWED AT YELLOW TO OPEN THE DOOR TO HER BEDROOM. Yellow at the time was blasting music to drown them out and cry and I just feel awful for her. Then she tells me that after they were down, Brown literally pet Ser Pounce and meowed at Green. :\

So after the whole storytime from her, I got Yellow's order and that was it...

Now for the Tuesday update. Is Yellow still talking to Brown? Yeah. Why? Cause she wanna fuck him after that whole thing and I literally shouted at her and threaten to slap some sense into her to have more self respect. I'm chill with her wanting to fuck around but like...BRUH NOT WITH THAT MUSTY DUDE. Anyways Halloweekend was eventful for that bit. MY bf and I build a couple lego sets and even went to an all Saint's Day on the eve of Halloween. I'll tell yall about that lil event later but I thought this story was more interesting. Have a nice one yall.