pile of (academic) shit

"Wellness week". What's the first thing that comes to mind when you hear those two words? Wellness for a week. Rest for a week. No classes for a week. No school stuff to think about for a week. Well, in this case at least one of them checks out.

I have no problem with asynchronous classes with school stuff to do. Absolutely none. Partly because I'm used to it and partly because, well, what can you expect as a college student? What I do have a problem with is just straight up lying to your students. I'm not stupid. None of us are stupid. How the hell are you going to give us a "wellness week" then give us a ton of shit to do during it? It doesn't. Make. Sense. Make it make sense.

You can't.

It doesn't help that this wellness week coincided with our All Saint's Day vacation. You're supposed to give us this week off. It's literally mandatory, at least from what I've known my whole life as a student. How are you gonna rename it into "wellness week" then not give us any time to feel well during those seven days?

This is all so stupid. Worst thing about it is it's not just me. Even my friends are suffering through this bullshit and all we can do is suck it up despite practically being lulled into a false sense of peace and comfort because...college. Jesus. The amount of anger these two words can fill me with could put pornstars and cum to fucking shame. Fucking hate this. Fuck all of it.