the average office day?

so it all starts off i walk into my regular 8 to 4 office job but today is off nobody is there when i enter the building i sit down and get to work for the first 3 hours but than i get a funny feeling in my stomach i don't know what it means but i get up looking for anybody that might be here i look around the 1st floor , nobody than the second same as the first nobody, than the third again nobody the feeling in my stomach gets weirder and weirder i run to the 4th floor and i hear a quiet sobbing i feel my stomach sink a little but i slink over to the source of the noise its the managers office , hes crying so i knock on the already open door to ask him whats going on and why nobody s here today . he quickly looks up shocked to see me or anybody for that matter , he cleans his face and goes back to his normal day to day no funny face and asks me why I am here said he sent an email saying everybody had 3 days off paid vacation , i ask why and he tells me its nothing but he says it with a really sad face and the feeling in my stomach gets harder and weirder sorta smooth, he says its nothing really but i persist wanting the know as the feeling in my stomach gets weirder and i need to know so my stomach goes back to normal... i think, he breaks down crying he tells me his wife contracted breast cancer and shes 7 months deep in her pregnancy , i pull up a chair and sit but that doesn't help my stomach but i persist and i put my hand on his back , he tells me shes been strong for the past 2 weeks but recently she says she feels a emptiness in her as shes gotten worse looking thinking shes not gonna make it and he thought she meant that the baby wasn't gonna make it , as he speaks my stomach gets weirder and weirder its starting to hurt i don't know whats going on but it hurts it hurts so much its almost funny and i almost giggle , but her continues telling me he had just gotten a call that morning from the hospital telling him that his wife had just passed but they made a rash decision to remove the still living baby to try and save it but just as he tells me that his phone rings and i tell him to pick it up , i cant hear it but my stomach starts hurting even worse and i almost laugh more and more i put my hand over my mouth , as i stop covering my mouth he starts loudly sobbing and screaming "MY BABY, MY BABY IS DEAD GOD NO WHY WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS" my stomach hurts even more and more i cant help it i start laughing and he looks up at me in confusion he doesn't know whats going on all he see's is me holding my stomach laughing like a spotted hyena , he starts getting angry and screaming at me saying what am i doing his wife and baby died and know im just laughing he can fire me for this and that if i continue i could be fired and never work under this office or any of its other offices for the rest of my life and as he says that my stomach hurts more and more i try telling him i cant help it but cant talk all that comes out is gibberish , he asks me screaming now what did i just say but immediately a torrent of red shit comes out and he screams "WHATS GOING ON ARE YOU OK IS THIS A PRANK , SPEAK MAN COME ON" but i can only muster a few words i feel myself slipping from this mortal coil and the only words that come out is " THE ARISTOCRATS".