Birthday Blues

Hey! It's getting around that time of year! I'm getting the birthday blues early, so I'm making this post early, but it's a simple task.

If you can, send in your weirdest, funniest, (hopefully I'll get a lot of gender affirming ones this year) birthday wishes by October 30th!
And this time, I'll also take some good Halloween jokes, just to get in the.... Spirit? (sorry) and to cheer me up.

(Maybe if I get enough, I can make it a contest? Idk)