random quotes I thought of

Here's one on gender equality:

The way some people talk about gender, they talk about it like it's comparing a avocado filled bagel to a piece of naan bread when it's more like comparing a plain bagel to a plain doughnut. Both are almost identical but one is deep fried and the other is baked. That's pretty much the only difference.

Here's another on uhhhh...idk how to word this but you'll get the metifor:

A tomato and cheese sandwich looks different to a margarita pizza; but they're both made out of the same ingredients.