why monster > nos

this is directed towards my friend kitsune because he cant see the truth

monster is way better than nos because nos has like 2 flavours and monster has like 210943809214809 so that makes it way better

monster gives you more energy than nos aka nos energy false advertising

kitsune likes nos and kitsune likes deadmau5 and daft punk

kitsune = raver

kitsune = nos drinker

therefore

if kitsune didn't drink so much nos

daft punk wouldn't retire

anyways

helena (me) = emo

helena = monster drinker

therefore

when i drank monster energy for the first time

i caused paramore mcr pierce the veil and three days grace to come back

therefore monster > nos

and helena > kitsune

that last part was a joke ily platonically kitsune