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my first ever haiku!!!

I am ashamed

broken like a glass window
i pissed my pants


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Kava Plays

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Greetings, Bruno!

I am Kava Plays, a representative of the Haiku Association. We are an independent family-owned company with a passion for poetry (specifically poems in the traditional Japanese "Haiku" style!). I just so happened to stumble across your masterpiece and I have to say, I am moved. On behalf of the Haiku Association, I would like to purchase the rights to your haiku for ₮500,000,000 (MNT). Please consider our humble offer. Once acquired, we will feature your Haiku in our online web-based galleries as well as our real life location, the Haiku Association Museum in Melba, Iowa. The Haiku Association humbly reaches our hands out to you. I am looking forward to your response!

Sincerely,
Kava Plays,
on behalf of the Haiku Association


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sure give me the cash in pennies please

by Bruno!; ; Report

Hello again, Bruno!

Unfortunately, the Haiku Association does not have the legal authorization to convert MNT to USD as our funds are currently not held within American banks. However, we have experience in making payents via Etherium, Bitcoin, and Dogecoin. If this is a better option for you, do not hesitate to let us know!

Sincerely,
Kava Plays
on behalf of the Haiku Association

by Kava Plays; ; Report