OW OW BAD KITTYYYYYYYYYY!

I was holding my cat and this furry bastard decides to STAB ME WITH HIS NASTY MURDER MITTENS IN MY FUCKING NOSTRIL. What makes this situation worse is IT GOT FUCKING STUCK IN THERE. Im YOWLING IN PAIN and my cat has the NERVE to try to jump out of my arms WITH HIS CLAW STILL IN MY FACE.  Im hoping i don't have to go to the ER cuz of this. >_<