why nos is good

nos is the reason why cancer paintens no longer have the cancers (the wont who dont and die aren't nos drinkers, which is just a major L) nos is the only drink in life that could be replaced withg wtaer and WORK (expect for toilets n whatnot because i would never shit in nos, nos is too good for that) all must hail the nos, the nos is the one true god, controller of all on earth, all other religions have it wrong, if i could marry a nos i would (and i did) ALL WORSHIP THE NOS! ALL HAIL THE NOS!

NOS IS ETERNAL!