Dnd :)))

*in dungens and dragons club*
DM: you've all received a mysterious note asking you to go to a specific tavern slash bar--
me: *raises hand*
DM: yes?
me: .....my character is 12 I legally cannot enter a bar
friend: WE'LL SMUGGLE YOU IN
DM: its after closing youre good

*later*

DM: the lady hands you all a key to a room in the inn.
Two of my friends: *go to their room and go to bed*
me: I trip up the stairs trying to find my room, because I am fucking blind. (literally my character is blind)
DM: you find yourself on the wrong floor because you went UP stairs.
Friend: I help the poor blind fucker find his room in the inn

*later*

DM: you all return your keys to the lady at the counter, unless you try to steal it?
everyone else in the party: *returns their key*
me: I hide the key in my cloak in attempt to steal it. 
DM: the old lady grabs you by the shoulder. being blind, you can't see its her, but you sense she wants the key back.
me, nervous: uh- I- I comply and give her the key.
DM: you didn't see because you're blind, but everyone else in the party saw the aura of magic around the old lady. This 87 year old mute woman was fully prepared to beat your ass for the key.
me: SHE WAS GONNA BEAT UP A BLIND 12 YEAR OLD???????
friend: THIS IS WHY YOU DONT STEAL SHIT RUBY
me: to be fair it would have been an interesting fight
friend: you would have died.

*later, after the bell rings*

friend: ruby I get that you're chaotic lawful BUT STEALING THINGS IS NOT LAWFUL

me: I still think we should have taken that horse. 

other friend: STEALING IS MY THING LITERALLY I HAVE HIGH STEALTH

me: AND I HAVE HIGH CHARISMA FIGHT ME BITCH

DND is fun :))))