"I was born in a messed up century."
"My favorite flavored sweets are raspberry amphetamines."
"I bought a car baretta age 16."
"I brush my teeth with bleach cause I ain't got time for cavaties."
"My daddy put a gun to my head."
"Said if you kissed a boy I'm gonna shoot you dead."
"So I tied him up with gaffer tape and locked him in a shed."
"Then I went out to the garden and I f***ed my bestfriend."
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