new person with superpowers?? how do i get some?

so i was at the mall when this blue super girl started lighting everything on fire with blue flames. and then Redia came in and started to flood the food court with her red water. of course, oma came in and stopped them before any actual harm was done (i did lose my churro though) but it was CRAY Z.  also, gonna be completely honest and say oma is kinda annoying. like she takes her time getting rid of Redia and the blue lady. i dunno, if i were a super hero i'd probably be better than her lol.