have some lines from the script of the show my school is doing

"Edger Allen Poe-gurt"
"After we eat the cub scouts we're having Brownie scouts for desert!"
"Carrots are very high in fiber and vitamin C and very low in evil."
"YOU CAN KISS MY FULL MOON" "OOOOOOHHHHHHH"
"Yes please! Get me a spinal juice!"
"Now footsie (referring to big foot) Don't grope your girlfriend in front of everyone" (we had this line changed but its still really fucking funny)
"Principle reaper would like me to remind you that any students caught using hockey masks to play actual hockey will be suspended"
"Lets remember the true meaning of Christmas! scalding our mouths with hot choclate, chopping down trees, and shoving fat old men down chimneys."
"Any student caught exchanging gifts or any other holiday activities will be expelled"
"GRRRRRAAARRRRR!!! AAARRRRRRGGGHHH!! (clears throat) Ah, sorry. totally had a frog in my throat."
"YOU COULD HAVE GEORGIA EAT MY BRAINS AND I'D STILL BE IN HIGHER RANKED CLASSES THAN ALL OF YOU"
"Where'd you get al the parts?" "lets just say the Romanian summer olympics team could have used a better train conductor"
"Are you kidding? No! Stop it! Settle down! No telling! No telling! Bad boyfriend! Sit!" (The love conflict between nosferta the vampire and Larry Wolfe is so fucking funny, they play fetch at some point)
"If I'm lame then you're super lame and your secret identity is Lois lame"
"--next they'll want to be in the locker room where we're showering-" "Who says I haven't been there already? Invisible...." "...no- NO-!" "See ya in the locker room! but you won't see me...."
"A vote for jim-ho-tep is a vote for delicious barnacle chili."
if you want more come see the show xoxo