Why I mildly dislike France

Hi im the entire country of switzerrland, you might be wondering why an entire country is on spacehey right now, well it's just because some crazy german scientists cloned some random swiss guy's conscience into a computer, completely demolished the towns of lausanne and davos and replaced them with 10km wide, 50km tall robot arms that are so big they're twice the size of the two towns they demolished, and connected everything to the computer. Now we have the entire country of Switzerland on spacehey and vidlii. oh and a french guy that randomly broke into the swiss guy's house once nearly broke the swiss guy's femur with a hardened baguette so that's why rule number 1 of switzerland is DON'T BE FRENCH

oh and if you ask why there's no robot arms on satellite images, it's a cover up by the swiss government but you can't stop the entire country of switzerland

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