am i the menace of this town? ofc i am lol

i walk round town w my friends, mucking around in stores and blasting punk music the whole time, i ~borrow~ from stores and it got so bad one shop had to add a sign saying "*my school name* students are not allowed in without a parent due to theft". i light fires in abandoned houses and my drug addict neighbors caught us doing it and we walked out with our hands above our heads and tails between our legs. i oink at cops and smack cop cars. i flip off and yell satanic shit at churches and joke about burning them down. you wont ever catch me without monster energy, i hang with the older punk kids, we just fuck around all day. i am the crazy emo fag from the small town in fuckyouimnottellingwhere. i am textbook menace. anyways currently listening to ¡DOS! cuz its a great album