just midwest emo things

the singer of Adjust the Sails, don't know his name, sounds like if Brian Sella could actually sing lmao. TFB are still way better just bc they have to be i mean come on "i finally am what i am, a fucking bag of bags" you can't beat that! but it's like how The Flat Stanleys sound a bit like McCafferty but if Nick Hartkop wasn't a piece of shit! however TFS aren't better than McCafferty music wise bc even though i despise Hartkop and don't listen to the band anymore their old music is so fucking good and has such a place in my heart. 

imo, a lot of people try to be similar to TFB but will never succeed bc they're so unique and objectively shit and that's why they're so fucking good. they have some fucking incredible songs that you can just scream and cry and rip your throat out to (lone star, twin size mattress, be nice to me, yaknow all the ones that got very popular lmao - they got popular for a reason though they're amazing), but then you also have songs like Wolfman, which is a fine song but i cannot take it seriously with the lyrics "you are a broken heart tattoo i'll have forever on my chest" and "i was just a birdcage and you were meant to fly" BUT THEN i fucking adore the lyrics "and i misspelt every word perfectly, every mistake made was purposely" like how do they do it every time??? bc they're The Front Bottoms that's how. it's Brian Sella and Mathew Uychich. we love them sm.

anyways i only came to say my point about adjust the sails lmao and i went on a little rant like always so i'm gonna go now and cry to modern baseball <3