I should totally be a online influencer or something

Like literally I think I would be great at it if I was one but like I'm so lazy and as far as I'm aware all the influencers I have seen always end up getting doxxed or something like that? Like I want to do it but it's way too scary if it means I could possibly be a target to doxxers and online predators and stuff. Also you have to put so much effort into looking good and it's just like bro I already look absolutely fabulous and iconic why should I have to put on 5 layers of makeup just so some kids on the internet think I am too? It's just so much effort for a view views from some ugly ass kids that I would probably hate if I met in real life.