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FPT is a highly debated theory throughout the scientific community, around whether the average human has the ability to expunge methane gas through the anus with enough force allowing the person to accelerate against gravity.
In reality it all comes down to the individual’s weight as well as toot power per volume. If my data is correct, with enough gas coming through a properly angled bootyhole the individual should be able to project themselves against gravity and into the stratosphere.
If the initial Fart Propulsion launch could be properly tested and mastered then we could move onto stage 2 which would be the ultimate endgame goal of Fart Propulsion mastery, levitation. I believe that with absolute mastery of FPT and true spiritual balance we could all be floating around with our farts.
Of course this would have an unknown effect on greenhouse gases because depending on a person’s diet, these farts might not be as green as we would like them to be.
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