I LOVE living in middle of nowhere canada !!1!1!!1!!!!1

This shit is ASS bro!! Im tired of being surrounded by rich suburban bitches and alt-right farmers and hockey boys. Im tired of nothing ever shipping here. I just want sick ass merch or tix to sick ass concerts but nOoOOooOo. My town is so fuckin teeny. its also ugly its not even cute teeny. ugh