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13 Reasons Why I’d Take Pleasure in Making Romeo Montague Cry

I could definitely make romeo cry. But I don’t think I’ve ever actually established why. So lets do it.

  1. Why not?
  2. He’s such a pick me
  3. There is a bold line between cute obsession and creepy obsession. He is on the wrong side of that.
  4. He literally did a total 180 on my girl Rosaline. Like- dude. Not slay.
  5. Juliet, being the girlboss she was, deserved better
  6. In the 1990s movie adaption, Paris is played by Paul Rudd and idc abt ur opinion but Paul Rudd>Leo DeCaprio
  7. It would be fun
  8. He’s really cringey
  9. He sometimes doesn’t be quiet
  10. He’s too much of a simp
  11. He’s moving way too fast. Like calm down bro. Give Juliet time to gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss before she takes these steps.
  12. He’s like 16 and she’s like 14. Literally an 8th/9th grader and a 10th/11th grader
  13. In the 2013 version, Juliet was played by Hailee Steinfeld and no one will ever be good enough for her. Especially not the one dude who looked like they plucked him straight out of a CW show

Anyways… keep slaying


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