(For fellow epic gaymers only)

I was born with a severe case of gaymer. My parents trew me into a dumpster when I was 12, but I managed to find a way into the sewers. There I found some strange, ugly and stinky fellow 12 year olds who referred to themselves as "Fwobheads". I spent 35 years in the sewers and now I've learnt everything that I need to know: the Fortnite default dance.

I am planning to escape the sewers with the boat that my fellow gamers made out of hate comments about Dillon, love for Major (epic gamer), Cade's screams and dad's big gay.