The time I saw jerma out in public

I remember seeing jerma at the local five guys and the woman serving him said "oh, you're... Jerma, is it? You're very handsome today!" and he acted all flustered and shy, before starting to sweat and panic. He said "I'm so sorry..." then suddenly stretched his face into the sus smile. The woman screamed and collapsed to the ground and everyone else there started screaming and running away and vomiting. I couldn't actually see his face but I could hear the sound of his face bones cracking and his cheekbones poking out the edges. He said in a demonic voice "PEEP THE HORROR!" then opened his mouth while a red flaring mass of floating, almost lovecraftian looking bundle of convulsing organs and gore spluttered out. I couldn't help but laugh, the definition of a jerma joke! Then the woman woke up and started cracking a smile herself, I could hear her bones crunching and her face tearing apart as she slowly morphed into the sus smile. Then her mouth opened like pacman when he dies and she morphed into an among us looking creature. Everyone stopped laughing and started chanting "sus! Sus! Sus! Sus!" and a Portal to hell opened, and the lady was sucked in while jerma screamed "IMPOSTER!!!". I finished my burger before jerma fell to the floor sobbing at the masses of gore surrounding him, taking out a picture of a robot in his pocket, clutching it, mumbling to himself "plus two... unintelligible omegalul..." and slowly shuffled away bawling to his car, before he pulled out the parking lot running over a family of five in the process, and I could hear verocious laughter erupting from the vehicle, before he honked his "lacucaracha" horn.