My Doge and the spider on my wall

 Now the spider on my wall. THIS FAT ASS SPIDER CRAWLED ACROSS MY WALL LIKE THEY WERE WELCOME IN MY HOME! IN MY LIVING SPACE! NO. they were not. But im so fucking stupid my first instinct was to get the fuck away from it. IN DOING SO... the spider FELL in between my wall and my BED. She was yellow and green and F*CKING HUGEEEEEEE! 

How are these two things releted you ask? WELL FUNNY!  loked up this dumb ass spider and the spider bites from this spider look EXACTLY like whats on my dogs lip. :( And now y dogs going to have to wear a cone and hes in pain and my poor dog is SUFFERING!

 Now i have a few words for this spider.  You think you can come into MY house and bite MY dog and expect me to be okay with it? huh? NO i WILL find you and i WILL kill you. SO WATCH YOURSELF SPIDER CUZ IM COMING FOR YOU AND I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS D:<