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a discourse on the weight of attractiveness in media and literature

I have come here today to beg on my knees for show/film makers and writers to make their main characters as drop dead gorgeous as their villains. There are many benefits if they do so and I, like the humble story consumer that I am, will list all of it down for them.


Reason 1

Your demographic will appreciate it. Think about it. Loki? Malfoy? Hannibal? What do these characters have in common? Think. About. It. It's right in front of you.

Reason 2

You can save a whole generation. Red flag = hot and sexy may not be the best moral lesson.

Reason 3

Which takes me to my third point. Why just make the villain smoking hot when you can make the main character just as smoking hot? Better yet, make all of your characters hot. The more, the merrier, the richer you getter.

Reason 4

Please just do it.

Reason 5



Reason 6

i will come for u


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