memory's with friends ill forever treasure <3

i love oversharing its my fav hobby

ive never really had a great homelife, its nothing to sulk over and i don't want anybody to feel bad for me n all that shite. my friends growing up, and just my friends in general are all I've ever really had (and my nanny). just knowing that whatever's happening at home i can always go into school or go town and have a laugh regardless is something that's kept me going for a long time. i know its cringe but ill forever be grateful for the people i have around me and i could never thank them enough. 

-sitting in the forest with jack reece lee and lauren.

literally one of the best friend groups ive ever been in. maybe it was because when we were sitting down we would inhale 93493247836 dispos but it doesn't really matter because we all had so much fun. i remember the countless arguments with my da over going to town twice a week but he got used to it after awhile and now i go town as much as i can (soz rob). jack going to phonefix to bring back the shittiest flavours he could get, lauren blasting lana del rey or marina, reece sitting in nearly complete silence while listening to his little songs. leah begging me for tokes, sometimes i miss it but jacks a bit of an arse so we deal. my fav fav memory of that group was the day we gave each other stick n pokes in an empty carpark. straight out of pinterest. it was so cold and i drank 4 redbulls a day. lee got something artic monkeys on her arse? i barely even remember. the sleepovers at sannys were top tier and we all just clicked so well together. even though it resulted in laurens crippling nicotine addiction and accidentally spread as a butterfly effect of us all vaping/smoking.

-bobert

hes a smelly hoe and i hate him

jk, bobert has his moments but i have so many memories with him, i literally didnt even remember we were friends when we were 9 until a week ago. he was always over in sams house when i was there and the three of us used to jump around on the trampoline like we were on meth. bobert knows nearly everything about me and i know nearly everything about him. he gets no bitches and is an alcoholic but its okay cuz its bobert. i might aswell be this chaps therapist because anytime anything minor happens in his life he tells me and i have to fight urges to tell him to fuck off. jk its okay because i do the same. i make fun of him for not having a dad and he makes fun of me for not having a mam. we both had tusla called when we were younger and just went through similar things.

one day he just walked up to me and handed me the cap off his bottle and it was one of those tymbark caps and the inside of it says "dont give up". CORNY ASS MF. 

jk he knew i had alot going on at the time and i still have the cap to this day, it was small but ill never forget it.

when id give him tokes at the trainstation hed literally catch lung cancer and it was the highlight of my everyday.

i remember me him and jan sitting in the shed behind the dome and me and jan were texting eachother about how bobert smelled really bad and laughing and he kept screaming "WHAT? WHAT. EL PUSSIO FAM WHACHU SAYIN" and i swear on fucking god ive never been closer to pissing myself of laughter than i was that day. jan ended up leaving to go giovannas gaf (they were still together obv) and me and bobert ended up sitting under the bridge down the barrow way and just talking for a solid 2 hours and screaming the lyrics to his roadmen music while i sucked the life out of his toker. 

ive literally ran from the feds with this chap, i hate him but idk what id do without him

giovanna <3

I LOVVEEE THIS MF SO MUCH. she is the most gorgeous gal ive ever met, she could litch talk about the garden for hours even though she knows i hate them x she loves the little things about everyone more than anything, we could fr gossip for hours and hours, i love her laugh and when she gets hyper i swear on god she says the most UNHINGED FUNNIEST scutter ive ever heard in my life. she loves hopping off vapes that taste like badussy and would probably trade me for a fag but its okay because so would i x shes just the right amount of insane and i dont know what i would do without her.

- i remember we were just in from st dympnass after hopping off sebs fat toker and we were taking tokes off bridget (our bb) in solas stalls, ms fucking dwyire came in and started knocking on every individual stall and screaming for us all to hurry up and GIO LITERALLY JUMPED 7 FEET IN THE AIR. i was loosing oxygen trying not to laugh but oh my god it was nearly fatal for the both of us.

-one time her and nadia were really drunk and they gave me a giving head tutorial with a 7up bottle. these bitches are literally insane. 

-i remember when she told me about her and donaghs first kiss and how she thought it was awkward and we both fell to our knees laughing and screaming and i genuinely dont think i my lungs have ever properly recovered from that day. HELP

gio is one of my closest friends and we both overshare too much to eachother shes been through so much and i love her sm

ISASMELL MCDONAGH <3 (issy)

me and issy have known eachother since we were really young but we were both to scared to talk to eachother and i thought she didnt like me. little did i know this mf was calculating how to bomb russia in portugese in the corner of our class. issys been one of my closest friends since first year and i could never thank her enough for sticking with me for so long.

-one day we were walking home from school together and i was BLASTING pink what about us because its a banger tune (fuck u iss for thinking any different x) and someone left a packet of ketchup on the ground and i stomped on it and it squirted ALL. OVER. THIS MFS WHITE SHOES. 

-i remember we had gone town when it was winter so it was dark when we would be going home and we went into fairgreen and it was nearly completely empty. this was before i was friends with giovanna, her and jayson n all them were sitting on the bench and asked issy if shed shift his friend. after we walked away ISSY WOULD NOT STOP YODDELING DOWN A COMPLETELY EMPTY FAIRGREEN MOCKING GIOVANNA ASKING HIM TO STOP. HELP. it was so fucking funny.

-when she would never stop blasting the i am 1000% queer audio in public and the pavvilion. bad out.

-we robbed a shell from the fountain in leos and drew a face on it and named it tim, he was out son until someone named aoife kehoe lost him.

-me issy and aoife went into eir og forest and aoife was gossiping to lee over facetime on my phone and i was wrestling issy for my crystal and accidentally dislocated her arm. i am. so sorry.

issys my side hoe, love her the mostest but she can gway home with herslelf and her willy billy lore <3

lee (my bb) <3

me and leah became friends over teen wolf and a week later she was asking me to draw furry porn for her and dragging me into school toilets to traumatise me over her period pads x me and lee literally just clicked and we could stop talking for ages and then just go back to the way it was before, lee has always always had my back and ill always have hers. shes been with me through nearly everything and ive been with her through everything aswell, shes always been there for me and i love her to the moon and back. shes a crippling nic and alcohol addict but sure arent we all?

-we made a banshee project together in sixth class and then threatened me infront of a room of 24 people to keep it. im telling you this mf doesnt gaf.

-OUR SLEEPOVERS ARE TOP TIER. we literally get so hyper and then out of nowhere start venting to eacother and watch a movie, she always falls asleep first and bates me in her sleep.

-one time she was drinking a load of sannys wine and was doing backflips and crying and then laughing and then she puked all over sannys wall and her toilet paper and wouldnt let me help clean smh. i wonder if sanny will ever notice that all her wine is drunk and the bottles just filled up with water. 

-this mf was stumbling and holding onto reece and jack while coming out of tescos after drinking a monster. i swear to god youd swear she`d drank a shoulder of smirnoff to herself.

-we used to try find her discord men all of summer 2021 and harass people in voice chats, we came across ronald mcdonald (our fav) and dont even get me started on the sean kelly incident

i have sm more memorys with her but its 5 in the morning anf my fingers are so sore from typing all this help. me and lee will probably end up in costa having a cuppa and asking eachother how the kids are, i love lee so so much <3

renny wenny <3

me and lauren are partners in crime, specially in school so soz lauren, her ma like hates me probs and her da thinks im a stoner xx she picks up dirty fags and dispos from the ground because her ma has her on a revolut card help. shes heavily a nic addict and a bit of an alcholic aswell but sure might aswell x live ue best life bussy queen

-i remember mitching with ren and in the moment it was the scariest thing in the world but what the fuck were we at x so soz lauren. we lich changed our clothes in maccies and then toddled into the asylum and smoked the most gammy joints because i cant roll for shit and had no roaches. all i had was a gram and i didnt even know what strain it was. laurens ma rang her and ive never seen someone put on a school uniform faster than she did that day. HELP. i had to tell her ma that my grandad had a fucking stroke x the only reason i was half believed was because im natrually pale (thanks tara).

-omfg going out of school at lunchbreaks to phonefix was literally the best era of time ever. fuck phonefix tho those smelly whores wont serve me anymore. 

-SHE SHIFTED A LAD AT THE DISCO. LAUREN UR A LESBIAN. PLEASE

-the thousands of lipsyncing videos that get send to the gucci gang gc is acc lethal. help

- one day we were in town and i got to witness all of emo rens old creations and do cartwheels. we ended up seeing donagh in mcdonalds out of all places after hed commented on her posts about mcdonalds (jack added onto it earlier the dusty cunt so soz ren), we ended up findind a no smoking sign and its on my wall to this day. giggle giggle. 

lauren is one of me bestos and im glad to have her as my friend, shes literally too nice to everyone and loves liv more than her nanny. bad out. love u renny wenny <3

aoife <3 (ur local meth dealer)

me and aoife were born beside eachother and have been bestfriends since we were like 6, we have been together through literally everything, only have one picture together and have never hugged. aoife is very smelly but i literally dont know what its like to not have her as my bestfriend. i know every single detail of her family tree and if i get anything wrong she yells at me. This is a cry for help.

-when we were like nine we used to slap eachother for our snpchat storys and it was so fun omds. 

-we used to walk around my estate when we were younger and give out about people in our class, one day we came across a dead rat under the bridge and spoke about it for weeks and weeks after.

-THS GOOFY MF ditched me in second class for two weeks for vin because vin was scared of me and i had to play lps with pina and all the horse girls. worst week of my life.

-shes definitely dysleic because she cannot spell for shite.

litch sm more memorys with this gal but its going on for six in the morning now and i think my fingers are gonna fall off. love u aoife appricate you always

JACKKKKK <3

i have liked this mf for so long. but he never took a second look at me and i thought i didnt have a chance. he is literally so perfect and treats me so so so so well. his freckles are so so pretty and his eyes are so gorgeous. im so comfortable around him and hes just such a comforting to be around. i feel safe with him even if thats so stupid, he means so so much to me and i cant see myself with anyone else but him. his hair is so soft and him and his little goofy bikes that he loves more than his mammy. he gets my humour and hes tall, hes literally insane and so unpredictable but i love that about him. hes so hyper and loves his munch, he can cook and his hands have freckles on them aswell and he loves hats, he gave me one of his hoodies and everytime im in it he asks me to send pictures to him and he saves them, hes so loveable and i could never get tired of him and i hope he doesnt get bored of me, hes so accepting and he just hes just me when when when when when when him. i couldnt ask for a better person to be with and i hope he knows how much i care about him.