Broken car, cockroach infestation, debt

Hello! I am Cody. Since I am a receptionist and truly do nothing at work I thought I would start blogging... You may be wondering why the title of this blog has "cockroaches" in it?! well, let's get started I guess. I thought I would let you all into a week in my life... and this is where the Cockroaches come in. So let's start from the beginning...Shall we?! It all started last week...Uhhh...TBH I don't remember what day. Oh well, who cares. Anyways... It all starts last week. Let's just say it's been a shitty one... So To start it off my car decided to uh ya BREAK! so that's some BS. Her name is Shakira and I guess the bitch is full of herself or something because she really decided to start just making a horrible noise. Ended up taking her to the mechanic and I was told that I may just have to sell her because if it ends up being what they think it is(The Transmission) it would not be worth it to get it fixed... This was quite upsetting news due to the fact that I am uh ya poor... I mean I got the car as a gift a few years ago and ya I have a job. But I make minimum wage...Anyways so that was upsetting. The mechanic then started using the amazing process of elimination when trying to figure out wtf Shakira had wrong with her... I ended up getting some good/bad news...Thank God It wasn't the transmission but it was some kind of damn plate that decided to shatter which I guess is important?! so they start working on her and I am then told that it will be $650... hmm ya that's a shit ton of money for someone like me.. anyways luckily I have an amazing grandma who decided that she would help me out and pay for some of it. but after that still spent about 400 dollars... Then that night I remember that I need to register for classes...WOW ya so exciting right?! I think not... Oh shit Pause...Hold up y'all I gotta go to lunch so imma get the fuck outta here. I guess I'll resume when I get back...

Ok so I am back from my lunch. So oh ya classes...So that night I remembered that I needed to register for classes so I was feeling some sort of way and decided let's do full time school on top of work because why tf not. So i choose my classes. Keep in mind I go to community college and the last term I had FAFSA so that shit was hella cheap... I mean literally 35 bux for all 3 of my classes. Turns out that my mom took out some retirement money early so it looks on paper like she has an amazing income. When in fact she doesn't. You may be thinking to yourself "If she took out all that money, isn't she gonna help you out with classes?!", um no. It turns out that after pulling out thousands it sort of umm... ya she spent it all...Anyways so after finding that out I also found out that since she did that, while it's all spent and gone, on paper, it looks like she has an amazing income, therefore I dont get FAFSA no more. So when I went to check the price of my classes not expecting to be much at all... It ended up being $643. That right there is a shit ton of money. I mean after just having to spend almost that much on my car and now finding out that if I want to keep going to my school I have to now spend that much... let's just say I am now officially broke. So there are just a few little things that happened to me in the span of a week.

Oh, wait... I need to get to the cockroaches...So anyone that knows me, knows that I hate bugs. I mean I despise bugs. And during the summertime, those whores feel the need to come out of their little nests and shit and bug everyone...Get it bug?! Anyways(Yes Anyways is obviously my favorite filler word)(and yes this blog has horrible grammar but who gives the fuck about grammar, I mean this is fucking space-hey not a fucking book) So the other night I am relaxing after a long ass day of finding out how much money I will be blowing this week. So I go to my bathroom and I start doing my nightly skincare with some Brittany spears on in the background(OF COURSE) Which sure ill list off for you guys. It's pretty damn simple... Step 1: Brush my teeth, Step 2: Wash my face, Step 3: moisturize my face.  There that's literally it. anyways after all of that, I take a shower, As one does. I take my clothes off(Wow this sounds like a fan fic) I bend over to turn on the faucet...And what do I see?! Oh ya, A FUCKING COCKROACH STARING AT ME AND MY NAKED BODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So obviously I can't kill a fucking cockroach so I speed over to my room and put on clothes. I run downstairs and get my brother... Of course, he knew exactly what to do unlike me, and grabbed a thing of bleach. I am telling you all of this was in the span of maybe idk one minute... We run upstairs together so he can kill the bitch and what do we find...NOTHING...SHE FLED THE SCENE. When I tell yall i honestly wanted to just light a match and burn the pace down. I knew that that little bitch had it out for me and I knew that she had to of crawled all the way from the tub down the bathroom hall and into my room. I want you guys to know that I have a jack and jill bathroom so my sister and I share. Anyways back to it. While the cockroach could've gone back down the drain like my family said(which I didn't believe) I guess it could've also chosen to go in my sister's room if it did leave the bathroom. But I just knew that she had it out for me, I just knew she had to of been in my room. But I still decided to listen to my brother. He kept saying "it's not in your room" and "you're fine it went back down the drain". So you know what after a little while I decided to believe him. So what did I do next? I decided to close all the bathroom doors. Put a pair of jeans blocking the crack of the door so if the bitch decided to come back up she would have no choice but to stay in the bathroom or go into my sister's room LMAO. So I honestly did feel safe. Also, I kept telling myself "you're fine, roaches dont like bedrooms, they like cold wet places like bathroom". Oh, boy was I wrong and so right at the same time...After a shitty night of sleep, I wake up take a look around my room and then decide that I am safe to get up and get dressed. While I am getting dressed I see a brown thing on the carpet(My room was dark). I get a little closer and what is it? THE FUCKING ROACH. So what that means, is that she knew right when I saw her in my tub that she wants to fuck with me. She decided to crawl out of that tub go through my damn door and hide in my fucking room. When I tell you I got dressed ASAP ran to my mom like a little fucking baby. My mom stormed into my room smashed that bitch with a shoe and left her there half alive for me to pick up and throw away. So fast forward to the next day. I showered that morning in my brother's bathroom to be safe obviously...But that night I decided that all is good I should be fine to take a shower in my own bathroom. So I did my nightly routine. I then once again open the curtain and look around to see that I'm in the clear. I then go to turn on the water but my brain says "Cody I think you should look up"...What do I see on the wall right in front of me?! A FUCKING COCKROACH 2 TIMES THE SIZE OF THE OTHER ONE... I mean come on bitches why are you doing this to meeee?!?! so then my stepdad smushes that bitch. Flushed her down the toilet. I am obviously freaking out over the fact that there was now another roach in my tub. So we decide to close all the drains in my bathroom. When I tell you I was horrified that night I mean I was horrified. I was literally having a mental breakdown over a god damn roach. So let's just say I slept with the light on that night, didn't use my own bathroom for 3 days, and did bathroom and room checks every so often to make sure there were no more roaches. Anyways its now been a few days. I have made progress. I now shower in my own bathroom but I will admit I keep the drain closed until I am done showering. I then drain the water and close that bitch back up. I guess if I have anymore updates Ill let ya'll know.

Alrighty, I know this was a pretty long ass blog but I hope yall felt slightly entertained by the horrid week I had. Wanted to let yall know that I actually just picked up Shakira so she is finally home safe and doing well.