Time to become a train conductor boys

apparently the Canadian Pacific Railway is absolutely screaming for employees. they're desperate enough to give a $10k signing bonus (5k upfront) and 85k in the first year after 16 weeks of paid training, no experience required. the fact that they really paid for a radio advertisement tells me they're starving. I'd honestly consider doing it if it wasn't for the relocation and the abandonment of all the things I got going on where I am now. you're probably guaranteed to unalive at least one person on the tracks at some point but whatever small qualms really.