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I was trying to enjoy a delicate meal of chicken enchiladas when an instantaneous sneeze appeared from my nasal cavity. My first instinct was to natural plug my nostrils with tampons but my gurlfriend was fresh out. I just did what I had to do and blew brain cheese all over my meal. The waiter asked me if I was okay but I didn't know how to answer. With a mocha colored mucus string hanging from my upper lip down to my plate, I shivered and teared up. My plate had an impact crater of around a 4cm diameter section in the rice where my sneeze had blown part of my meal on the table.
Without warning I sneezed again, this time embarrassing my lady. She pushed her plate forward in disgust, which caused me to urinate myself in awkwardness. The waiter yelled out a few things in Latinx that sounded like he was shooting a few pew pews at a toe? I'm not entirely sure. But the management asked me to leave.
And did I get to eat my chicken enchilada? No. And it's all thanks to covid.
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