ARTEMIS FOWL | why is this 80yr old being romanced by this 15yr old.

so, imagine me: lil ol me, im trying to read my new favourite book series: ARTEMIS FOWL!


and im getting to the sexcond half of books and, artemis is growing up, going through hormaones like a NORMAL BOY, and then he's all like "OMG HOLLY UR FIGUREE IS SOOO SEGGSY" and im VERY uncomfortable because this kid is like 13, and holly doesn't have set age but it is said that she is about 80 years in the Arctic Incident.

now, im not taking movie lore but, its something, and i like my lore. so just to lay out my info:
- holly's age: 80
- arty's age: 14 (about the 5/6 book)

SO THIS IS THE INFORMATION I HAVE. AND THIS IS WEIRD, RIGHT?

logically, holly has to be an adult, she's fairy police officer!! 
and artemis (god forbid you take into account the time travel) is a child, who is currently skipping school.

artemis' canonical birthday is september 1st 1989 (which is great for heathers' fans but not great for people who don't give a shit) so this would make him 11.58 years (2001) to 22.83 years (2012) which is a FAR CRY from holly's 80~ years.

although i would you to keep in mind that i have not finished reading the seventh book, and from what i've read in the wiki, nothing comes from artemis's VERY OBVIOUS attraction to holly. 

SPEAKING OF THE SEVENTH BOOK, artemis begins to suffer from a fairy plague called the atlantis complex, this surfaces in OCD, multiple personalities, paranoia and delusions. although the alternate personality only really open up when they go through some sort of mental trauma or a physical shock, and at the beginning of the book holly shocks artemis with her literally fucking gun.

this brings out a personality who calls himself 'Orion' (ya get it, orion/artemis)
and this orion is this complete opposite of artemis, he prides himself on chivalry and fairy tale ideals. 

so orion/artemis= prince, holly= princess, foaly= noble steed.

and this lil dude has no problem sharing his feeling for holly and she (thankfully) does not reciprocate, but itS STILL WEIRD RIGHT???\

this lil dude actually calling this eighty year old woman his "princess" is a very weird concept and i dont think it should have been printed on paper. IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MORE SUBTLE. AND I DONT AGREE WITH THE IDEA OF ORION AT ALL AND HE SHOULD STOP. 

orion is a concerning character and i do not like him.

sorry this rant didnt really amount to anything. 
see y'all in my next post :p


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