Reliigion

This is a topic that may offend some people. I am agnostic, and i recently went to a catholic funeral. I was able to get my steps in they day with all the standing and sitting down. I was then met with a brutal stomach cramp almost as heavy as the popular rock band weezer. I then peeled off my flesh and my truest form was revealed... I am a skinwalker. Just kidding im human guys i promise :3 After this catholic funeral they served us food and they decided to serve the most gut punching sloppy joes in my life. These bitches sinned so hard i almost sneezed in their holy water. They had amazing brownies tho.