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Craigslist guys

I’m on Craigslist every day in place of any other endless scrolling social medias and I want to start tracking my mental list of Craigslist Guys (gender not implied) (worldwide)


1. Really insane political people. Like actually incomprehensible. 

2. The guy who responds to all religious conspiracy death cult stuff (7 trumpets whatever) With this picture (https://images.app.goo.gl/RsaMxD5NgvWZ14ME6)

3. The true gentleman who reeeeeeallllllyyyyy wants a sappy lovey dovey mushy gushy romance ? where are the girlie girls who like romances??  and the notebook ? and bubble baths  ?? with music ? 
Looking for my southern belle ?

4. Extremely genuine older people trying to find a very specific person they knew 40 years ago

5. Elon musk lovers

6. Very serious people looking for sex

7. Very roundabout people looking for sex

8. Guy who describes people’s outfits (mainly girls’) in very descriptive strict language and comments on the weather appropriateness 

9. ARG edgy artists

10. Priest (long haired, mind you) who is having a midlife crisis and now wants to break his sacred vows. 

11. The guy who is trying to put a curse on someone though CL.

12. PEOPLE WHO ARE GIVING AWAY THEIR /SISTERS/ CAT !!!!!!!! ?

13. SO many people needing musicians for their band. Drummers singers bass sax trumpet vocals literally whatever. A samples from a female vocal listing: “This position is NOT for depressed women or women in [next state over]”

14. We get it, you need someone to be interested in your meme beat down band, you don’t need to spam the same picture of a woman in a burqa. 

15. Jamie miss your toes

16. Nathan Fielder 

TBC 



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>TBC

You need to bring this back


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Eleven

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I appreciate a window into this niche.. funny ty


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Curation takes time -_+

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mimbo nerd

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damn, the priest would quickly get investigated for that in Poland i guess, someone would snitch to the curia and they would find their ways

unless it was in private message


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