my friend is dead

hey guys!! today i’ve planned a devious little day. the entire day i’ve been planning and concurring my friends death, i’ve made it seem online that they have passed even going around saying they got hit by a fedex truck everytime someone ask about it. yes they are not dead technically but in my heart they have passed. ive made a funeral date and i’m making shirts with their face on it just to be extra, on all of my social i have posted about said passing, making a rip picture of them in clouds with their birthday and “passing day” to me this is very funny this is TOP tear comedy soon i will make a go fund me for the funeral and with the money i’m gonna pay for shirts of their face on it