AUTISM 3, I HAVE NO CREATIVE NAME FOR THIZ ONE

OK TV TIME LETS GO 

watched hazbin hotel recently AND LET ME TELL YOU THE CHOKEHOLD THIS SHOW HAS ON ME RN- 

its actually such a genuine problem for me omgggggggggg im missing out on revision to rewatch episodes AAAAAAAAAA my gcses r coming up soo soon im so fucked

ANYWAYS HERES MY OPINIONS vox, adam, nifty, alastor and sr pentious r sum of the like the only good characters in the show DX i am genuinely so in love withn alastor and vox (IM AROACE STFU).

heres a bit of a rant, some of the jokes or gags in hazbin are soo cringe and just... not funny. i think the biggest example of this is lucifer. the guy is just NOT FUNNY. i dont get the duck thing, the depression thing, the short twink ahh appearance thing, the daddy issues thing (why does viv insist on giving all her characters daddy issue oml its such a boring character trope like GET A GRIP PLEASE) and his jokes are all just the cringiest 2016 tumblr shit ive efur heard. and thats coming from a guy that can actually stand some of that humor. ALSO ALASTOR, why did they make him so mysterious edge alpha wolf guy DX HE WAS MY SILLY LITTLE WAFFLER WHO ATE HUMANS AND LIKED JAMBALAYA AND YAPPED WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIIIIIIMMMMMM. i HATED the fact that he sweared at all in the show, i always thought they were going to save that for a big reveal, or yk not make him swear at all cuz it would make him stand out against the crowd but noooooo he has to say fuck to lucifer so we can have our cringey stuped FUCKING SHIP THATS SO ANNOYING AND DOES NOTHING BUT SEXUALISE ALASTOR AND OMFG I WANT TO GUT EVERY RADIOAPPLE SHIPPER AAAAA. 

anyhows, yk what i hate more than that, the fucking people who insist that hazbin is cancer, but will turn around and be like 'teen girls will be harrassed in every fandom their in :(' LIKE YEAH NO FUCKING SHIT YOUR ONE OF THE PEOPLE BULLYING THEM. the amount of young teens, hell even young KIDS ive seen in this fandom and the amount of people who just dog on them is unreal. half of those people dont even know or give a shit about vivziepop (coming from a guy who was a zoophobia fan back in the day, i dont like vivz any more than the next guy) or even have twitter! and hell OF COURSE THEYRE GNNA BE CRINGE THEYRE KIDS!!!!!! fml im actually so done. this shit doesnt affect me as much as a british emo teen whos also been a homestuck fur the past 3/4 years but i still feel bad for the kids that have to put up with this level of harassment and hate.

these kids are going to end up looking in the wrong places for approval and its going to be these peoples faukt. youre not 'helping' anyone you piece of uncultired DOG WATER i hope you choke on a RIBBED CONDOM AND DIE OF TURBOCULOSIS. fags smh.

anyways hazbin is great.