my friend is going to LEAVE for a man who wears FEDORAS

she won’t stop talking about ARCHIE and we are sitting under the tree that she and ARCHIE were archieing. it’s super sad cause archie is the year who wouldn’t go ice skating with me. he’s so mean, he is also a weak man who would die if i fed him a custard cream. it’s just natural selection the weak custard cream allergicers will DIE because when i am king i will force everyone to eat custard creams so that only the strong live. i will also feed them nuts for the same goddamn reason. i will also ban ella from talking about ARCHIE for obvious reasons like peace and quite and also also because i’m not in a relationship so it’s annoying when ella talks about ARCHIE well it’s not annoying but we are sitting under the ARCHIE TREE because she wanted to show me it :(

anyway bye bye bye

yours truly, 

the ultimate girlblogger x