It's your birthday!!!

Dear Brandon, 

         

         6,574 days ago you were born and according to the world's ancient scholars your life path number is a 2 and it's said that you'll be a peacemaker in this life because of your heightened spiritual capacity. This date also signifies that you're a Gemini ruled by Mercury which supposedly means you're a socialite that hates routine and being alone and being ruled by Mercury means you have an innate ability to form long lasting connections and possess boundless intellect. Your birthstones are actually pretty cool tho; they're pearl, moonstone and alexandrite. Pearls are for purity and whatnot, or you could take it as Hozier’s pearl rosary meaning. Moondrite and alexandrite are both color changing stones which make it pretty funny that it’s for Geminis. I also found out your birth flower is a rose so that’s cute especially because pearls are said to be Aphrodite’s joyful tears so take it as a positive romantic omen ig. This part shouldn’t be too accurate, but according to the janky birth chart I made without a birth time, your Juno (the thing that determines your soulmate or something) is in your Capricorn so that means that your soulmate should be ambitious and goal oriented so that’s always nice. 

Anyways, I can’t explain why I spent so much effort on this and I’m not entirely happy with how it turned out, but I hope you like it. I’d really like to thank you for basically doing the bare minimum, but also more than the minimum? I can’t recall anything significant to actually thank you for but for some reason I’ve become rather attached to your political rants and I suppose it’s because of the routine of it, but it legitimately has provided me some comfort over the last couple of years so thank you for that. I wish the absolute best in everything that you do especially in the military.

Normally I would've made you a playlist, but you're not normal and since you say you don't listen to music, I decided to put even more unnecessary effort into making you a special playlist. I'm certain you don’t need any more info about European wars and such so I thought maybe you'd enjoy learning about a compilation of random things I think are worth knowing.

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLs3JBGztErQLg30EZddVYFyzWxV9xWHkC 

My last present to you is a little out there, but nonetheless I thought you might like it. Earlier this year I had to analyze this book using a video analyzing said book, and I would’ve much preferred to just send you the video, but you don’t know Spanish so the closest thing was to send you a translation of the book itself. I should’ve prefaced this by saying that the nature of the book is pretty dark so I don’t recommend reading it if you’re not doing well and it does directly deal with religion and beliefs just not in the way you’d think. (Dw it’s actually way shorter than I thought it was and I promise it's a reallyyy good read) https://www.armandfbaker.com/translations/unamuno/san_manuel_bueno_martir.pdf 

Lastly, I really care about you man, I hope you have an amazing day, and I really hope you actually like any of this because if not then this has been my worst procrastinated effort thus far.

All the love, 

Gemma 

P.S. 

My darling Sammy boi says happy birthday.