36 questions that lead to love apparently

1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you want as a dinner guest?

markiplier 

2. Would you like to be famous? In what way?

not actually famous. famous in the sense that lots of people who i know also know me would be cool, well liked/known is the better word

3. Before making a telephone call, do you ever rehearse what you are going to say? Why?

i never rehearse anything we take life raw at all times

4. What would constitute a “perfect” day for you?

wake up, put on slutty goth clothes, hang out with friends, continue hanging out until evening where all my friends bands play a show that ends at like midnight, go to/host the after party, make out with someone, kick everyone out at like 4, maybe let someone stay over, probably not let anyone sleep with me unless im really in the mood, pass out

5. When did you last sing to yourself? To someone else?

today for both of those

6. If you were able to live to the age of 90 and retain either the mind or body of a 30-year-old for the last 60 years of your life, which would you want?

body, vampire moment

7. Do you have a secret hunch about how you will die?

im never gonna die. (i have had my croak dream tho which involves falling from a high place into water)

8. Name three things you and your partner appear to have in common.

dont have partner

9. For what in your life do you feel most grateful?

i like my brain, its been good to me

10. If you could change anything about the way you were raised, what would it be?

maybe being allowed to have wifi at home before i was already 18

11. Take four minutes and tell your partner your life story in as much detail as possible.

no

12. If you could wake up tomorrow having gained any one quality or ability, what would it be?

tbh id be cool with anything. if we’re talking real things id like to be able to play drums. if fantasy powers id like obito from natuto powers

13. If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future or anything else, what would you want to know?

im cool with finding out the old fashioned way i dont want crystal ball stuff

14. Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time? Why haven’t you done it?

take a big ass solo road trip, gas is ridiculously expensive 

15. What is the greatest accomplishment of your life?

surviving to the present

16. What do you value most in a friendship?

trust and fun

17. What is your most treasured memory?

theres a couple, depends on the vibe

18. What is your most terrible memory?

grade 9/10 maybe?

19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why?

nothing would change but thats a hard question to answer for reals without that actually happening

20. What does friendship mean to you?

someone i can be fully comfy without without hiding who i am

21. What roles do love and affection play in your life?

look for it when i want it, give it when i can, idk what to say about this one

22. Alternate sharing something you consider a positive characteristic of your partner. Share a total of five items.

no

23. How close and warm is your family? Do you feel your childhood was happier than most other people’s?

divorced parents, turbulent teen years, basically fine now, i cant say it was amazing but im not gonna say it was terrible 

24. How do you feel about your relationship with your mother?

not bad atm but was really bad for a good while

25. Make three true “we” statements each. For instance, “We are both in this room feeling …”

no

26. Complete this sentence: “I wish I had someone with whom I could share ... “

an iced coffee 

27. If you were going to become a close friend with your partner, please share what would be important for him or her to know.

i will let you know when im uncomfy so you do the same and dont worry about anything otherwise

28. Tell your partner what you like about them; be very honest this time, saying things that you might not say to someone you’ve just met.

no

29. Share with your partner an embarrassing moment in your life.

grade 9/10

30. When did you last cry in front of another person? By yourself?

a few months ago probably idr

31. Tell your partner something that you like about them already.

no

32. What, if anything, is too serious to be joked about?

not really sure but dont be racist or anything like that and ive also realized i dont like dark humour as much as i used to

33. If you were to die this evening with no opportunity to communicate with anyone, what would you most regret not having told someone? Why haven’t you told them yet?

i dont think i have that kinda thing

34. Your house, containing everything you own, catches fire. After saving your loved ones and pets, you have time to safely make a final dash to save any one item. What would it be? Why?

i have no clue

35. Of all the people in your family, whose death would you find most disturbing? Why?

my brother i guess? next to me hes the youngest and the one im closest to

36. Share a personal problem and ask your partner’s advice on how he or she might handle it. Also, ask your partner to reflect back to you how you seem to be feeling about the problem you have chosen.

no